A man having no child, no money, no home, a blind mother, prays to God; and God, happy with his prayers, grants him a wish but its only one wish!
The man thinks about his wish and says, I want my mother to see my wife putting diamond bangles on my child’s hands in our new mansion!
Teacher: Well, at least there’s one thing I can say about your son.
Dad: What’s that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn’t be cheating.
A blind man was waiting to cross the road when his guide dog peed on his leg. He reached into his pocket and took out a biscuit for the dog.
A passer by who’d seen everything remarked: That’s very tolerant of you after what he just did.
Not really, came the reply. I m just finding out where his mouth is, so I can kick him.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on.
Husband (gets irritated): What happened then?
Wife (smiles): I moved away from the mirror!
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